Fluff
Heron: “What’s that noise?”
Me: “Wha?”
Heron: “Oh, it’s the coffeemaker.”
Me: “No, it’s actually the alien invaders. They make little fizzly-sizzly sounds. (sotto voce) The special effects department was…running out of budget.”
Heron: “What’s that noise?”
Me: “Wha?”
Heron: “Oh, it’s the coffeemaker.”
Me: “No, it’s actually the alien invaders. They make little fizzly-sizzly sounds. (sotto voce) The special effects department was…running out of budget.”