Lots of plot

October 25th, 2006 at 11:10 pm (Unaussprechlichen)

Okay, so there’s this old saw about the challenge: write a concise story containing themes of religion, royalty, sex, and mystery. 

“My God,” said the Queen, “I’m pregnant.  I wonder who did it?”

It just occurred to me that I can change a few words and produce an even more concise story containing themes of religion, royalty, sex, mystery, and the supernatural.

“My God,” said the King, “I’m pregnant.  What the fuck?”

 

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